What: 4th Annual Pirates Ball
Where: Cape Cod Maritime Museum
When: Friday July 13
Cost: $40
What: Trivia Night
Where: Fresh Ketch
When: Friday July 13
Cost: Free
What: The Fat Ass Cancer Bitch Goes Shopping
Where: Cotuit Center for the Arts
When: Friday and Saturday
Cost: $12
What: Historical Train Station Museum and Scenic Train Rides
Where: National Railway Historical Society
When: Saturday
Cost: Adults $16; Seniors $14 and Children $11
What: Fenway Park: A Salute to the Coolest, Cruelest, Longest-Running Major League Baseball Stadium in America
Where: Centerville Library
When: Saturday
Cost: Free